Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Hundred Watt Weekend

What a glorious weekend I've had! Shows, shopping, nights out and a couple of lovely surprises thrown in - I'm tired and happy, and glad to be home with a cup of tea at last...

On Friday I joined the regular cast of 'The Burlesque Show' for another stop on the tour - this time at the beautiful Civic Theatre in Darlington
The Civic Theatre, Darlington

The show was as fabulous as ever: we were joined this time by Flixx Demontrant (who definitely lives up to his moniker as 'the Johnny Depp of Burlesque'!) and Mr. B, the Gentleman Rhymer who's 'Chap-Hop' style has me in stitches: and the audience were very appreciative! We also received this wonderful review which made me smile, and blush!


We were also lucky enough to be staying in the grandest hotel afterwards! So we took the opportunity to relax in the lounge with a couple of drinks and share chat and gossip, and of course take a couple of photographs!!
Our beautiful hotel for the evening

Fancy Chance and Jim Devereaux!

Mr. B - Lord of the Manor (edited with iDarkroom)

On Saturday I took a road-trip south with Jim Devereaux and Mr. B, who kindly dropped me off near London to enable me to get to me second show of the weekend: and what a show! A movie-themed edition of 'The Hundred Watt Club' in Hampshire, hosted by the wonderful Tempest Rose and headlined by international showgirl Cherry Shakewell - the show was a sell-out and a sensation! I especially loved Sandy Sure's Beetlejuice act - perfectly revolting!
Mirror Picture!! With Tempest Rose, Sandy Sure, Miss Jones and Cherry Shakewell


What it takes to make me presentable on-stage! (Edited with iDarkroom)

After travelling half way around the country in two days, I was exhausted, so I was grateful for the opportunity to rest, relax and be thoroughly spoiled for a couple of days: including Sunday Dinner and a shopping trip to Camden Vintage Market (can you believe I've never been shopping in Camden before?!) where I purchased a lovely 1920's style dress and fur stole for half price!: visiting a beautiful subterranean African-themed bar: birthday drinks in Brixton for the darling Abi Collins: ice-cream and deer-spotting in the sunshine of Richmond Park, and ending a blissful couple of days with a beautiful meal beside the Thames... I am a lucky lady.
 
Sunday Lunch in Camden
 
  
 
 

Seen around Camden and Stables Market

Lots of wine with Abi Collins!

 

 

 
Seen around Richmond Park and Isabella Plantations

The view from the restaurant - the Thames at sunset

Monday, 12 March 2012

Beauty Blog

It's Glossybox time! What a wonderful way to start this grey, dull Monday morning!

I was especially excited for this Glossybox as there was a lot of hype surrounding it: in our last box we received a card reading "Expect the Unexpected" and instructing you to go on-line each day over a period of time (you can see the card a little in the second picture, here) you would be given a letter, the letter was to be added to the Facebook group and combined with everyone else's letters to reveal a word that would give a clue to the identity of the 'exclusive, special edition' box. 
Now, my confession is that I forgot and didn't complete the clue - but the box itself was a collaboration with Harrods and contained products found in the store. On first sight I was slightly underwhelmed with the size of some of the products, as we are used to larger versions, even of the 'sample sizes' - however there *are* six items in this box and several of them are considered to be luxury products, which makes up for the smaller size of a couple of things!

Gorgeous white box and Harrod's mini magazine

List of Products

Valentino - Valentina: Eau de Parfum
Described as: "A daring and addictive, oriental, floral fragrance. A true feminine classic, twisted with the pure insolence of Italian ingredients." When I first sprayed this perfume (on the inside of my left elbow) I noticed a very light fragrance that, for me, wasn't particularly appealing. However, once the head notes had evaporated, the scent developed into the promised 'oriental, floral fragrance' which is much more to my liking. It is a rich, quite heady perfume - possibly not one that I would choose myself as I am not usually a fan of florals, however it would be nice for the evening and the tiny sample size makes it perfect for popping in a small bag on a night out.

Lancome: Hypnose Drama Mascara
A small sample size of a decent mascara product. Having worked for Lancome, I know that this is a nice product which delivers good colour and coverage for the lashes. The thickening effect is quite nice although the lengthening doesn't deliver as much as I would personally like in a mascara. However a couple of coats, applied to the outer lashes, does create a nice 'cats eye'  look, which is what I aim for with my beauty products, and the size is perfect for my small make-up travel bag.

SKII - Skin Signature
An anti-ageing moisturiser: I was a little disappointed at first with the size of the pot, however the product does fill the entire container, and it is a perfect size for popping into a toiletries bag when travelling. The cream applied smoothly and  easily, and left my skin feeling very soft indeed and lightly moisturised - the instructions say to then lightly tap the skin to allow the cream to penetrate deeper: I definitely felt more awake after this, and my skin was glowing, although whether this was down to the moisturiser or the blood rushing to my cheeks, I couldn't conclusively say :P

Clarins: Extra-Firming Body Cream
I haven't yet used this all over my body (I don't think there's enough product in the tube to cover my butt!) however the texture is rich and luxurious and the cream itself smells lovely. I used this on my arms and it did feel like a nice treat, although I don't notice any difference in the 'age' or 'firmness' of my skin - possibly with repeated use the product would be more effective.

Molton Brown: Vitalising Vitamin AB+C Bath and Shower Gel
I have used Molton Brown products before, and know that they are good quality shower gels: they are a slightly oily consistency which creates a good lather and smell beautiful. This one is a light, fruity scent and left my skin gently perfumed - I'm not sure which fruits exactly were included but rather than 'vitalised' I felt very relaxed and calm.

Shu Umera: Cleansing Beauty Oil
This was the one product I was slightly disappointed with: having heard a lot about Shu Umera I was keen to try it out. I only used a tiny, tiny amount of this, given the small sample size, which maybe affected the results - if I had used more, maybe it would have been better. I followed the instructions for cleansing, however I can't say that this worked better than any other cleanser I have used in the past. My skin did feel soft, as promised, however it also felt quite tight (as I have dry/combination skin - I followed this with the SKII moisturiser) The texture and scent were nice, though, as you would expect from a luxury product.



If you enjoyed reading this blog, why not check out my other Glossybox reviews, here...

Sunday, 11 March 2012

Vintage Fair Frivolity

Oh heavens - I definitely spent a lot more than I intended to at the Vintage Village in Stockport this afternoon!

After spending yesterday afternoon teaching a hen-party workshop in Leeds (lovely hens, and a rooster in the group too!) and the evening drinking pink wine and cava with friends, I had a rather sore head this morning! Fortunately, Kittie Klaw rescued me with a trip to Stockport for a late breakfast with Glorian Gray and a wander around the famous Vintage Market.

Stockport's Victorian Market Hall

A few people have urged me to visit this monthly event, and I have to say, it didn't disappoint at all! Held on the second Sunday of every month in the covered Victorian Market Hall in the centre of Stockport. There were so many different stalls: clothes, jewellery, memorabilia etc... And yes, even though I set myself a strict budget, I broke it. Badly...

Two felt hats (I added the feathers to the red one myself to cover damage to the band)
The black one is similar to a cloche style and sits back on the head: the red one perches at a rather jaunty angle - so I obviously also had to buy...

Two vintage hat pins - one pearl and one crystal - I just have to work out how to actually put these in now without spearing my head!

This beautiful silk scarf from Jaeger, Italy was actually gifted to me by a friend of mine and Kirsty's, who runs a stall at the Vintage Market! Thank you Boo!

Vintage silver-plated mirror and brush set - I saw these at the start of the afternoon and Louella convinced me that I needed them: you just don't get the same shine on your hair from modern brushes!


Another item I saw at the start of the afternoon - I actually left the market to visit the bank in order to purchase this! It's such a stunning silk gown (I just wanted the gown rather than the nightdress, but it'd be a shame to break up the set!) with lace trim and hangs beautifully! This was another item that Louella talked me into buying (not that I took too much convincing!)
I can't describe quite how much I love this...

Vintage faux-fur stole - this sits so perfectly on my shoulders and feels beautiful. It'll be such a lovely alternative to a cardigan in the summertime, will sit nicely over a light coat, or add a touch of glamour to an after-show outfit!

Ermine - actual real, vintage ermine! I'm so excited by this: I've never owned a real vintage fur before! This is so soft and such a beautiful creamy colour: it hooks across the shoulders - I'm not sure what I shall wear it with or for, but I had to have it!

Meet Stitches! Another real vintage fur - complete with head and eyes! I thought I'd be freaked out by this, but he looks too cute to be freaky! I think he's a mink, and can either hook across the shoulders or there's a clip underneath the mouth which can attach to the tail (or be used for a rather macabre ventriloquism show!)

Mouse-cat was rather intrigued by Stitches!!

Playing dress-up with my fur stole and red, 1940's style hat...

and with Stitches and my 1920's style hat!

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Dr. Theatre

There is a strange phenomenon among performers: no matter whether you are ill, injured, missing a limb or half dead, the show must go on. Different performers call it different things: Dr. Theatre, Dr. Footlights, Dr. Stage... etc. It's like a GP surgery and we all see different practitioners but receive the same prescription!

Dr. Theatre was certainly needed this weekend when I was struck down with a hideous combination of flu and labyrinthitis which completely knocked me out for about four or five days in total. Mid-way through this period of feeling like I was actually dying, I had a couple of shows, and I have to say a sincere, heartfelt thanks to everyone involved in both of them for looking after me, being patient and understanding when I needed to sleep between my acts and holding my hand backstage to stave off dizzy spells! Much love to you all!

On Friday I performed at 'The Slippery Belle presents LesBurlesque' - this was a mildly controversial show, as The Daily Mail gleefully picked up on the fact that the venue is an old (de-sanctified) church that was being used to stage a Burlesque fundraiser for Manchester's Gay and Lesbian Association! However, no publicity is bad publicity, and the place was packed to the rafters! The scandal also provided host Rosie Lugosi with plenty of material and she whipped the crowd into frenzies throughout the night. I was also excited to watch Marnie Scarlet: an alternative and fetish performer, her costumes were amazing and her stage presence is incredible. I wished I could have chatted to her more backstage, but I spent any time I wasn't performing asleep!

Not a great mirror shot - it was dark but I couldn't use the flash! Anyhoo - with half of the Dyke Kings, Marnie Scarlet, Pixie Truffle, Kitty Liquor, Bella Besame, Lady Wildflower and Glorian Gray

I love this audience shot from the Lesburlesque show - my Dancer and the Pearl Fandance


On Saturday I performed with the gorgeous Lady Wildflower again at her show 'The Frou Frou Club' at The Little Theatre in Hebden Bridge. Once again, I really couldn't do this show justice: the venue is the cutest theatre, the audience was fantastic and the line-up superb, including 'the potty-mouthed fruit bowl' Em Brulee (Em, you can have that one for free. You're welcome :P ) One of the major perks of my job is that I get to meet and watch some amazing acts, and this show was no exception as I finally met the man behind the genius that is Puppetual Motion! I really wanted to watch Nanny Dora as I've heard so much about her acts (and the audience *loved* it!) but unfortunately I spent the time in between my acts curled up in an armchair with a cup of tea (huge hugs to the stage kittens for this!)

I didn't get a mirror picture from this show (too poorly to remember!) but this is the beautiful poster! With Em Brulee, Nanny Dora, Lady Wildflower and Puppetual Motion.


Fortunately for me, I have a few days off now to rest and recover (and dye my hair - this is what happens when I'm bored!) 

Thursday, 1 March 2012

Small Town to Big City

What a wonderfully hectic weekend! On Saturday I took myself to the Manchester Alternative and Burlesque Fair to meet Havana Hurricane (and have a sneaky peek of Vivid Angel's performance! - I'd never seen her perform before, and spent most of the act watching through my fingers!) I also bought myself a gorgeous piece of art: I had seen this at the last fair in December, and promised myself that if it was still there, I'd get it for myself as I am using it as an inspiration piece for a new act I'm working on...

Absinthe Fairy by Aly Fell

Havana and I then drove to Mytholmroyd in West Yorkshire for a lovely little show in a town that had never hosted a Burlesque show before! After a quiet start, the audience certainly got the hang of what was required and raised the roof - we were asked for several encores and didn't think we'd be able to leave the venue without being mobbed! Backstage was typically wonderful (if very cold!) and I got to play with the gorgeous Em Brulee for the second weekend in a row! 

The only downside to the evening was my last train home being cancelled so having to get a replacement bus service which added two hours onto my late night journey. I hate being reliant on public transport!

Backstage with Penny Sweets, Cecilia Rouge, Havana Hurricane and Trixie Passion

I have been looking forward to this weekend for ages as I spent a couple of fun-filled days in London with some of my favourite people: On Sunday evening I met the gorgeous Elle Amour in Covent Garden, who took me to a fabulous little Mexican restaurant and then onto cocktails in the super-glamorous Brown's in Leicester Square (where I got ID'd! Woop!)

Cocktails at Brown's

Elle Amour and I in Brown's

After the gorgeous food, and equally gorgeous cocktails, we took ourselves to Tooting to the Tram and Social Club for a free Burlesque show: 'Hot Sundae' - Coco DuBois was hosting, and I was excited to be able to watch several performers I'd never seen before, including Abi Collins (who I have heard so much about and definitely wasn't disappointed - she was incredible!) Moonfish Rhumba (even though I was slightly scared to start with, I couldn't help laughing - they are mental) and the gorgeous Lena Mae, Bettie Bottom Dollar and Hotcake Kitty. Dolly Rose was stage kitten, and it was lovely to catch up with her as we've not performed together for months!

My memories of the evening turn slightly hazy after the second bottle of wine - I managed to lose my hat (the worst part of this is that as we left, I was insisting on finding my it, yet no one else could remember me having had one, so not only have I lost my favourite hat, everyone now thinks I'm a crazy drunk who hallucinates hats after drinking wine.) and apparently I fell over in a kebab shop (I don't remember even being *in* a kebab shop and was adamant this hadn't happened... until I found a bag of chips in my handbag. Fail.) So here are a couple of pictures from the night instead.

Tooting Tram and Social Club

Dolly Rose and I

Coco DuBois and I - this is where it all starts going blurry...

After a much needed lie-in and generally lazy day, I was back in Covent Garden on Monday evening for the Big Burlesque Night Out: ingenious idea - why has this never been done before? And when is the next one?! We started in Dirty Martini's (the chocolate martini's are like heaven in a glass and are absolutely lethal, and I got ID'd AGAIN!! I love London) After drinking to absolute excess, those who could still stand moved onto a nightclub where more cocktails were drunk and the night ends in a haze of dancing and debauchery.

I don't remember much but highlights are: Meeting Delores Deluxe at last. Red Sarah, just being Red Sarah, and having my face on her business card! Sharing a platter of yummy food with Banbury Cross. The gorgeous Betsy Rose regaling the bar with her 'Serb' story. Liberty Sweet, Kitty Devine and I becoming the Leopard-Print Mafia in the ladies. Sarina del Fuego threatening to catnap Piglet. Sharing Edinburgh nightmare stories with Honey Wilde. Sharing the latest gossip with Tempest Rose. Being photographed with lipstick all over my face, stood next to the immaculate Jolie Papillon. Sexy dancing with Tigz Rice (who again, I've never met but heard so much about and was simply lovely!) I think I attempted to smother Vicky Butterfly with kisses at one point. Pose-offs with Coco DuBois. Elle Amour just generally being gorgeous as ever. Asking if I could ride the Harley behind the bar, and being flatly refused. Sitting in Trafalgar Square at 2am and just *loving* being in London.

And again - the night is somewhat of a blur, so here are some pictures...

With Kitty Devine, Betsy Rose, Liberty Sweet, Elle Amour and the gorgeous Slinky Sparkles

With Elle Amour and Tigz Rice

With 'House of Burlesque' founder Tempest Rose

With Honey Wilde

With Kitty Devine

MoB Bitches: Kitty Devine, Elle Amour and Dolly Rose

With Jolie Papillon (*how* do I have lipstick all over my face? It's not even mine!)

With Vicky Butterfly

Instagram even makes bathroom poses look classy... almost... with Kitty Devine and Liberty Sweet: Leopard Print Mafia

Trafalgar Square lit up at 2am

The Harley behind the bar that they wouldn't let me ride :(

If anyone would care to add further memories of the weekend, please comment below!!

**Things I Love This Month**
*Kajuma Cocktails**Chocolate Martini**What's App for iPhone**Glossybox**Domino by Jessie J**Tapas**Starbucks*
xx